Cornelia and "Gene"

So, one of my best friends in the whole world Cornelia made the BEST BLOG EVER! Boy am I jealous. It's not really fair because she has such great things to write about (like the time she was writing her blog and there was a lightning storm and she was afraid she was going to get electrocuted). How great is that? A BLOG POST ABOUT WRITING YOUR BLOG!!!!! Obviously I can't compete so I just want everyone to know that I'm not trying to.

Ok, now that's out of the way I can get down to some serious blog material, blogterial, if you will. Ok, first I would like to apologize publicly to everyone that I saw on saturday night, I know all my new friends at Grendel's will be reading this so I know that all will be forgiven. Secondly someone broke the glass door to my apartment building and I happen to know who it was...let's call him "Gene". Gene is the worst. Just yesterday Gene sent me two text messages reading: "I hate you" and "Die" and this was after I did NOT tell on him for breaking the door. It's like I give and give to Gene and he just slaps me in the face. Atleast he didn't ACTUALLY slap me in the face like his highschool girlfriend did to him. Boy was that hilarious. I could just laugh all day about the time that Gene got slapped in the face. Speaking of physical abuse, I actually do have a male friend, let's call him "Olaf" who kicked me in the face. ON PURPOSE. Just because I wrote "Mr. Mev" on his leg while he was sleeping. Olaf is NOT nice. In fact, if Gene wasn't the worst I would say that Olaf was the worst.