New Year, New Heading!

So, the title of this blog is both untrue and not a saying. But, for some reason it seemed appropriate which is weird because it is in fact inappropriate. Luckily, life is full of contradictions, like uncles who are not uncles, and condiments that are not condiments, and Murts who are sober. Speaking of Murt and contradictions, I discovered today that my phone autocorrects “Murt” to “multicultural.” It was almost too ironic to bear.

Things I love today:
1. Murt
2. Multiculturalism
3. Blogging
4. Meghan McCain

Things I loathe today:

1. Venus of Willendorf (always and forever)
2. Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints
3. Blogging
4. Other Republicans

Things that I love so much that I feel redundant listing them:
OCTAVIA SPENCER!!!

Meow,
L-Chien.

(En Français in honor of Murt. “Meow” in honor of Tortie.)